just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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