u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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