I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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