Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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