He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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