I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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