I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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