So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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