please come you make the beer taste better
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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