it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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