That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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