he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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