My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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