I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
foreskin is a definite game changer
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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