Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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