Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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