you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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