Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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