508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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