It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
it glows. i had to have it.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
