? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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