Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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