Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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