come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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