so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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