All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why didn't you poke me back
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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