i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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