shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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