and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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