My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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