Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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