i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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