Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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