Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
We're too hungover to prance.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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