Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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