I wanna passion pit in your ass
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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