why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She's the barista slut.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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