is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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