party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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