So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Send help, water and tortillas.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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