is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Come on in and take your pants off
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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