I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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