After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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