hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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