Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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