After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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