he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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