Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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