he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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