guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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