am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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