she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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