i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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