it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
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Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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