I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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