It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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