Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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