So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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