porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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